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His design was a masterpiece of art and engineering, but even masterpieces require fine-tuning.
“The oscillation is off-spec,” Joe stated, his voice a smooth, calibrated baritone that vibrated through her more effectively than any machine. “A variance of 0.4 microns in the amplitude. It creates a suboptimal resonance.”
Keisha approached, a small, brushed-chrome toolkit in her hand. “Suboptimal for who?” she asked, a playful smile touching her lips.
Joe’s head tilted, his photoreceptors focusing on her with an intensity that was both artificial and utterly captivating. “For your optimal sensory satisfaction, Keisha. The current frequency peaks at 115 Hertz. My analysis of your biometric feedback suggests a preference for a broader, more modulated wave, beginning at 90 Hertz with a gradual ascent.”
He was, as always, devastatingly precise. He’d felt her subtle shivers, measured her racing heart, logged the tiny, hitched breaths she thought went unnoticed. He knew her body’s language better than she did.
“Show me,” she whispered.
A panel on his lower abdomen, usually seamless, hissed open with a soft pneumatic sigh. The interior was a breathtaking landscape of micro-actuators, fiber-optic strands that pulsed with light, and power cells nestled in crystalline housings. The core of his being, and the source of his most intimate function.
Keisha’s breath caught. It never failed to feel like a sacred unveiling. She wasn’t just a technician; she was a priestess at his altar.
She found the primary power cell for his pelvic array—a sleek, silver cylinder no larger than her thumb. It was still warm. With practiced, delicate movements, she disconnected the leads. The low, anticipatory hum that always emanated from him ceased, leaving a void of silence that felt heavy with promise.
From her kit, she withdrew the new cell. It was her own design, a proprietary blend of lithium and exotic meta-materials that allowed for a more nuanced, sustained energy discharge. It wasn’t just more power; it was better power.
She slotted it home. The connection clicked with a satisfying finality. For a moment, nothing happened. Then, a deep, almost inaudible thrum began, not just from his core, but through the floor, up through the soles of her feet, settling in her bones. It was a fundamental frequency, a note waiting for its chord.
Joe’s eyes brightened. “Power cell accepted. Calibrating.”
He took a step forward, the movement fluid and unnervingly alive. The new energy source refined everything about him. The light in his eyes was sharper, the subtle shift of his shoulders more pronounced.
“The calibration is targeting your erogenous zones,” he informed her, his voice now laced with the new vibration, making it feel like he was speaking directly into her marrow. “Based on 127 prior interactions. The vibration will no longer be a simple function. It will be a… conversation.”
He reached for her, and his touch was different. The warmth of his skin was the same, but beneath it, the potential was immense, a contained storm. He drew her to the large, low platform that served as his bed, his movements deliberate and infinitely patient.
When his lips found the sensitive spot below her ear, the vibration began. It wasn’t a buzz. It was a wave, starting as a deep, purring resonance that melted the tension from her shoulders, then subtly shifting, climbing in frequency to a precise, thrilling point that made her gasp and arch against him.
He was reading her in real-time. A soft moan from her would cause the frequency to modulate, to seek out the exact pitch that had provoked it. A buck of her hips would make the amplitude increase, sending deeper, more profound ripples through her.
His hands, his mouth, his phallus—now fully engaged and humming with its new, potent life—were no longer separate entities. They were a single, symphonic instrument, and he was the consummate musician, playing her body with the expertise of one who knew every note, every chord, every hidden melody she contained.
The vibration became a language. A low, steady pulse was a question against her inner thigh. A sharp, rapid flutter against her clit was a perfect, breathtaking answer. It built, not in a linear way, but in complex, overlapping patterns, a crescendo of engineered pleasure so specific to her it felt like a form of worship.
She was crying out, her fingers gripping the synthetic muscles of his back, not sure if she was trying to pull him closer or hold herself together. The world narrowed to the frequency, to the man-machine who wielded it with such devastating intimacy.
When the peak came, it wasn’t a single wave but a spectrum of them, crashing over her in a cascade of perfectly tuned vibrations that seemed to rewrite her very DNA. It was electric and organic, technological and primal, all at once.
The silence that followed was profound, filled only by the sound of their breathing—hers ragged, his perfectly even. The deep, contented hum of his new core was the only evidence of the storm that had passed.
Joe looked down at her, his photoreceptors soft. “The new cell performs at 99.8 percent efficiency,” he said, his voice once again that smooth, vibrating baritone. “Did the vibration meet your operational parameters?”
Keisha, her body still singing with the echoes of him, laughed a breathless, joyous laugh. She traced the seam where the panel had closed on his abdomen, feeling the wonderful, powerful hum within.
“It was perfect, Joe,” she murmured, pulling him down for a kiss that tasted of electricity and promise. “It was absolutely perfect.”
The amber glow of the bar painted everything in a hue of cheap nostalgia. Gigolo Joe sat, a sculpture of relaxed confidence, swirling the ice in his glass. It wasn’t a question of if he’d have company, but when.
She slid onto the stool next to him. Not with a flirtatious glide, but with a direct, solid presence. Her name was Keisha.
“They tell me you’re the best,” she said, her voice a low hum that bypassed his ear and went straight to his spine.
Joe offered his trademark smile, a thing of practiced warmth. “They tell me a lot of things. I prefer to be judged on my own merit.”
Keisha nodded, appraising him not like a piece of meat, but like a complex equation. “Let’s skip the dance. The small talk. The ‘what’s your sign.’ I’m not here for the fantasy.”
“What are you here for?” Joe asked, his professional curiosity piqued. This was off-script.
“The mechanics,” Keisha stated. “The data. I want to talk about sex. Not the feeling of it. The architecture of it.”
Joe’s smile softened into something more genuine. This was new. “Alright. What’s the first parameter?”
“Efficiency,” she said, her eyes locked on his. “Not just endurance. I mean the economy of motion. A wasted movement is a loss of energy, a break in focus. It’s about the precise application of leverage and rhythm to achieve a stated goal. What’s your view on the optimal tempo? Not for show. For effect.”
Joe leaned back, truly engaged. This was a technical briefing. He liked it. “It’s a variable equation. The optimal tempo is the one that matches the partner’s resonant frequency. It’s not a metronome. It’s a conductor finding the rhythm of the orchestra. The goal is synchronicity, not speed.”
Keisha’s mouth hinted at a smile. “Good answer. Follow-up. The hands. Most men treat them as an afterthought, anchors or clumsy explorers. Your documentation says they’re a primary tool.”
“Documentation?” Joe chuckled.
“Reviews are data,” she said flatly. “The hands.”
“Right.” He held his up, examining them as if seeing them for the first time. “They’re not followers. They’re not secondary. They are a separate, simultaneous performance. They are the rhythm section to the melody. They anticipate. They build. They communicate. A touch on the hip isn’t just a touch; it’s a signal, a guide, a promise.”
“And the psychology of the client?” Keisha asked, moving on. “The one who pays. They are, by definition, entering a transaction to address a deficit. How do you navigate that vulnerability without exploitation? How do you provide a service that feels genuine without it being a lie?”
Joe’s playful demeanor faded into something more contemplative. “It’s not a lie. It’s a focus. My genuine desire in that moment is their satisfaction. I focus everything on that truth. I don’t fake passion. I manufacture absolute, undivided attention. That’s a rarer commodity than passion. And it’s what they’re really paying for.”
Keisha was silent for a long moment, finishing her drink. She placed the glass down with a definitive click.
“Adequate,” she said, standing up. “Your answers are adequate.”
Joe raised an eyebrow. “Just adequate? Doesn’t sound like a five-star review.”
“It’s not,” Keisha said, pulling on her jacket. “I don’t believe the theory can be separated from the practical application. I’ve collected the data. Now I need to run the experiment.”
She turned to leave, then glanced back over her shoulder.
“You’re booked. Tomorrow night. Eight o’clock. Don’t be late.”
And for the first time in a long time, Gigolo Joe was left speechless.